Chemical analysis of woman (english)

Element name: WOMEN

Nature of materials: dangerous, explosive and corrosive (especially for money)

Symbols: Venus
Atomic mass: about 50 kg, usually varies between 40 kg to 224 kg

Physical form:

1) Surface usually covered by some sort of powder (usually to fool the physical form of the original)

2) Boiling suddenly freezes for no reason (PMS or horny??? no idea!)

3) Melt if treated properly

4) Bitter if used wrong

5) Found in various forms ranging from a very smooth surface until a very rough

6) Potential hazards extraordinary explosion when touched

Chemical form:

1) Having a very close relationship with gold, precious stones and money

2) It is very corrosive to money and expensive items (especially jewelry’s)

3) It can explode spontaneously without prior signs and without a known reason (PMS period)

4) Easy exposed to stimulation by stroking his hand, usually reaction would be very unusual if accompanied by praise and flattery

5) The most reliable money-eaters known to man

Usefulness

1) Easy to use, especially when there are money, diamonds, sport cars, mansions and other luxury objects in front of her

2) It can reduce stress and increase a sense of relaxed (ecstasy) is very remarkable man until you fall asleep (endorphin effect)

Method of analysis

1) In conventional palpation can be analyzed (only for expert (masher -green) experience of more than ten years)

2) The instrumental can be analyzed by means of Fourier Transformed Infra green (FTIR) Spectrometer equipped with translucent Microscope

Test Results

1) Pure specimen of pink when in stable condition

2) Pure specimens are green on the specimen when brought near the opponent ($)

Nature

1) Highly dangerous except in the hands of an already expert (masher or buaya darat)

2) Illegal to possess more than 2 (yeah.............!)

Other facts about the female element (According to the chemist men)

-If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman

-If you don’t kiss her, you're not a man

-If you praise her, she will think you teaser (Gombal !!!)

-If you do not praise it, you are a useless man

-If you agree to all his wishes, she will jump up (Ngelunjak...)

-If you do not agree, you do not understand

-If you fuck her, you has been suspect an expert a.k.a asshole

-If you do not have sex with her, you're not a man (fagot...)

-If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring 

-If not you visit them often, she's accusing you play with other people

-If you're dressed, she said you attract the attention of other women

-If you're not dressed, she said you mess

-If you're jealous, she says you're evil

-If you're not jealous, she said you didn't love him

-If you want to make love, she says you do not respect him

-If you do not want to make love, she thought you did not like him

-If you're one minute late, she will get angry

-If he's late for an hour, she said it was supposed to be a woman 

-If you're visiting another woman, she will accuse you got another woman

-If she is visited by another man, "Oh! It is typical, we are women! "

-If you kiss her briefly, she accused the man you're cold

-If you kiss her longer, she shouted that you were impertinent

-If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics

-If you managed to help him cross the street, she considers it his tactics 

-If you're looking at another woman, she accuses you masher (land alligator a.k.a buaya !)

-If she is staring at another man, she said that they admired him

-If you pay for his life, she thought you despised 

-If you do not pay for his life, she thinks you're stingy

-If you're having sex with another woman, she asked for break

-If he's having sex with another man, "Not my fault! He forces me! "

-If you desire to fuck him, she considers it just that you want 

-If you do not desire to make love to her, she thought you were selling expensive 

-If you talk, she wants you yourself hear that you're talking about 

-If you hear, she wants you to do the talking

-If she remained silent during sex, she asked making out (FUCK me softly!)

-If you're quiet during lovemaking, she also remained silent

-If she cries, you either have made her cry

-If you cry, she's gone from you because you're not a real man

-If you made mistakes, you must ask apologize

-If she made mistakes, you must the first one who asking apologize

-Your money is belong to her

-Her money is her money